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Messages - Sosabowski

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Assholes- Everthing you always wanted to know / Re: Armchair Rommels
« on: April 10, 2015, 03:23:42 pm »
Fishermans Village:
Trolling a troll.

I had a Rommel the other night who, even though he was driving a KV2 decided to tell me to not only vacate the bush I was occupying in my Dicker Max because he wanted to 'snipe' (in a KV2 with an apparently excellent camo rating :amazed:) but actually started to push me out of the front of said bush towards the enemy team!

Well I'm not one to fight a losing battle with this Russian behemoth so I left the bush via the front (spotted 3 reds - started to get spotting damage immediately lol) and drove around in a big circle and parked behind him.
All of this time hes barking orders that involved light tanks suicide running just so they could spot for him and telling 3 other TDs to 'STOP BEING PU#*IES!' and to 'GET IN THE F#*CKING FIGHT!' (Priceless)

He obviously had absolutely no idea I was there and as soon as his 152 opened up he became visible from outer space and every enemy tank in range shot at him
Obviously hes now trying to reverse because that 'excellent camo rating' has failed him for some reason and the shells are raining on on him in waves lol. Of course he cant because Im sat there.
Hes now screaming at me to move. Hes calling me pretty much every Saxon-Celtic swear word he knows but I just thanked him for the cover and start humming the trololol song using this now flame ridden KV2 hull as the best bush ever.

I got 4 kills, a stack of medals and silver and a terribly rude message.

There was a small amount of time that I felt dirty as this is not my normal mode of play. I do like to play as fair as I can and if I'm in a medium tank I will very often vacate a hidey hole for a TD because that's the way the game should be played but sometimes a person just deserves no mercy.

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Funnies / Re: Dial-a-Joke
« on: February 04, 2015, 02:46:12 pm »
After a lengthy trial, Dave was sentenced to 12 years in a category 'A' prison for his crimes.
He was processed, given his uniform and bedding and herded to his cell to spend his first night behind bars.
He was pushed into his cell and that's where he met his cell mate Big Phil.
Now Dave had heard of Big Phil from one of the screws and it turns out that he was the dirtiest, most violent and vile man you would ever have the misfortune to meet. He was inside for ****, murder, fraud, grievous assault and ****. He likes ****.
Dave took a big gulp and introduced himself.
'You wanna play mommies and daddies?' came the reply.
'Er, no thank you Philip'. Dave was sure that Big Phil would absolutely destroy him in that particular game.
'I said you wanna play mommies and daddies?' came Big Phil's more forceful enquiry, 'You can be the mommy'.
'...I can be the mommy? Are you sure?'.
'Oh yes I don't mind' said Big Phil sincerely.
Now at an impasse, Dave weighed up his options. He didn't fancy either scenario but surely playing 'Father' in this game would be far more beneficial to his long term prospects of being able to sit down comfortably. 'OK, I'll play, Phil'
Big Phil looked visibly pleased with this outcome was smiling from ear to ear as he pulled down his trousers.
'Right, Daddy' he chirped 'Suck mommies ****'

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Funnies / Re: Best/Funniest GT
« on: February 04, 2015, 02:23:10 pm »
Had to file a complaint against a certain 'Anal Anihilator' a few years back.

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Funnies / Re: Old Greg
« on: February 04, 2015, 02:20:55 pm »
Ah, the Mighty Boosh.
Available on Netflix, I hear.

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General Board / Re: fire extinguishers on tanks
« on: February 02, 2015, 04:41:50 pm »
With so many being given away around Christmas and the fact that they're so cheap I don't think anybody should ever be without one

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WG/WoT Games News / Re: Server Downtime Thursday Jan 22nd - Iron Brotherhood Rollout
« on: January 22, 2015, 01:08:31 pm »
Oh yes I've unlocked it just not bought it.
It's ok though because it's accepted my xp now so drama over lol.

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WG/WoT Games News / Re: Server Downtime Thursday Jan 22nd - Iron Brotherhood Rollout
« on: January 22, 2015, 06:10:25 am »
Ok so now the 12,500 xp I earned yesterday in my rhm borsig is appearing on the garage screen but when I go to convert it the converter is telling me it doesn't exist.
Does anyone else have the same problem?
Has this happened to anyone else before?

NB: So it appears that it's just my Rhm borsig after a further 2,500 xp isn't appearing from a post update game.  :scream:
My T34/88 and Nashorn are registering ok.

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General Board / Re: Bragging Rights!
« on: January 19, 2015, 06:42:10 pm »
Got my first Kolobanovs medal yesterday in my T34/88.
I think the map is called Arctic.
Last man suicided whilst I was chasing him. Id hit him already for about 90% but he took a jump into the chasm in the middle of the map when he returned and missed me.
It gave me the medal anyway lol.


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General Board / Re: How many real tankers do we have in the clan.
« on: January 11, 2015, 09:16:41 pm »
Lol spent plenty of time exchanging farts in the back of a Land Rover around Northern Ireland, the Balkans and a couple of beaches that appeared smaller on an Ordinance Survey map but never in a tank (unless it was to scrounge a cuppa from the bivvie)



For my colonial brothers and sisters: 'Bivvie' (BV) - Boiling Vessel

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General Board / Re: Nickname Poll for the T-34 88
« on: January 11, 2015, 05:05:45 pm »
Quote from: Knight of Annwn on January 10, 2015, 10:24:36 pm
HitSta = hit Stalin, or in reverse Stalin Hitler hitter... :palm:
' The Startler' (Stalin-Hitler)...could be used for other things too :harm:

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Assholes- Everthing you always wanted to know / Re: Cheating, hacking, pissed off
« on: January 03, 2015, 09:28:18 pm »
Quote from: SgtEhrenfried on January 03, 2015, 09:17:21 pm
From what I understand you can't hack the Xbox version as it is totally server run.
Well that's what I thought too. Dedicated servers.
I suppose a lot of the CoD kids who own this game may think that the WoT servers are run the same way ie strongest Xbox wins, etc, and are open to 3rd party manipulation.

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General Board / Re: Tank Nicknames
« on: January 03, 2015, 09:07:35 pm »
My granddad once said that Jerry called Shermans 'Tommy Cookers'
And Tommy knew them as 'Ronsons'

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Assholes- Everthing you always wanted to know / Re: Cheating, hacking, pissed off
« on: January 03, 2015, 08:51:28 pm »
Hate mail received at 0720hrs GMT 03/01/2015

'Dear f*****g cheet [sic]
Why don't you f**k your mother(?)
There aint no way that your stug kills me in one shot (!)
Im reporting you to xboz [sic]
F******g noob'

Well, after correcting his prose and sending back a draft, I joined his party and got kicked immediately...no fun.

Can you actually hack the 360 version?
And who the hell would want to?

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General Board / Re: 5x was a great day
« on: January 03, 2015, 01:35:56 pm »
X5 XP!?
I bloody missed that one! :amazed:

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General Board / Re: T34-88 vs Fury POST UP.
« on: January 03, 2015, 01:31:00 pm »
Got the T34 - 88 this morning and Ive got to say that, despite not being the 'Ender of Worlds' that WG would have you believe in its official selling pitch, the 34/88 is actually a very accomplished hit and run merchant.
I'm running gun rammer, camo net and vents on it at the moment (although in team play I will change the camo net to coated optics for the sake of team work) but I find that if you plonk yourself in support of a heavy you can clear out far heavier road blocks with the 88 L56 in support.
I got myself into a coupling with a friendly Tiger this morning and we took out an SU100 (I think) and Tiger ll in about 30 seconds and were well into smashing a red Black Prince before arty took it out thus leaving the whole of the eastern flank of Steppes open.
I was reaping huge spotting XP from targets that the Tiger perhaps wouldn't have spotted on her own.

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